A flight to Amsterdam had to do an emergency landing after passengers kicked off because a guy was farting.
the unashamed man was apparently not put off and refused to hold back
I’m not a saint when it comes to letting out a little bit of gas in public; but to refuse to stop and push it to a point where somebody want to kick my head in…. what a dick.
So apparently it’s Masturbation Week.
To be clear I don’t spend my spare time investigating the world of straddling your paddle on the internet…. much! But this little chestnut popped up in my feed from Mashable
“I masturbated with a condom-covered hot dog and nearly died. And my whole family found out.”
Happy wank week everyone.