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Man farts a plane into Emergency Landing

A flight to Amsterdam had to do an emergency landing after passengers kicked off because a guy was farting.

the unashamed man was apparently not put off and refused to hold back

I’m not a saint when it comes to letting out a little bit of gas in public; but to refuse to stop and push it to a point where somebody want to kick my head in…. what a dick.



Masturbation Week

So apparently it’s Masturbation Week.

To be clear I don’t spend my spare time investigating the world of straddling your paddle on the internet…. much! But this little chestnut popped up in my feed from Mashable

“I masturbated with a condom-covered hot dog and nearly died. And my whole family found out.”



Happy wank week everyone.