{"id":1013,"date":"2010-01-03T23:16:20","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T22:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1013"},"modified":"2010-01-03T23:16:20","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T22:16:20","slug":"five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Five things I would happily pay someone else to do: #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Gift Wrapping\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2688\/4205089093_da4727c31b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#1 Gift Wrapping<\/p>\n<p>Birthdays, Wedding and Christmas; it\u2019s not that I don\u2019t like buying people gifts, in fact I like buying other people gifts.\u00a0 I\u2019m not very good at picking out gifts; but I enjoy seeing the reaction on there little faces when they first see what crappy or cool gift they got.\u00a0 When it comes to wrapping pretty paper around the gifts\u2026. By hand\u2026\u2026 DEAR GOD.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind school kids doing charity bag packs; bring on the Christmas time slave labor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/04\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-2\/\">#2\u00a0 Putting the washing on the radiator<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/05\/five-things-i-\u2026e-else-to-do-3\/\">#3 Putting the bins out<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Image by idhren &#8211; http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/idhren\/<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#1 Gift Wrapping Birthdays, Wedding and Christmas; it\u2019s not that I don\u2019t like buying people gifts, in fact I like buying other people gifts.\u00a0 I\u2019m not very good at picking out gifts; but I enjoy seeing the reaction on there little faces when they first see what crappy or cool gift they got.\u00a0 When it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five things I would happily pay someone else to do: #1<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}