{"id":1018,"date":"2010-01-04T10:53:51","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T09:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2010-01-04T10:53:51","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T09:53:51","slug":"five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Five things I would happily pay someone else to do: #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3095\/3098221217_e1c474713a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#2\u00a0 Putting the washing on the radiator<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t mind collecting the dirty washing from all the random locations about the house.\u00a0 I don\u2019t mind putting it all in the washer.\u00a0 I don\u2019t even mind taking it out\u2026. But when it comes to separating all the socks from the tshirt then find a radiator and put them on it one thing at a time, I would rather cut off my own arm and use to attack my own face.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying to want a cleaner or maid to sort this for me; just some dude that lives around the corner that I can call pop round when needed and do it for me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/03\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-1\/\">#1 Gift Wrapping<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/05\/five-things-i-\u2026e-else-to-do-3\/\">#3 Putting the bins out<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>image by Natalie Johnson &#8211; http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nataliejohnson\/<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#2\u00a0 Putting the washing on the radiator I don\u2019t mind collecting the dirty washing from all the random locations about the house.\u00a0 I don\u2019t mind putting it all in the washer.\u00a0 I don\u2019t even mind taking it out\u2026. But when it comes to separating all the socks from the tshirt then find a radiator and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five things I would happily pay someone else to do: #2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}