{"id":1035,"date":"2010-01-05T10:26:51","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T09:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2010-01-05T10:26:51","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T09:26:51","slug":"five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Five things I would happily pay someone else to do: #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4034\/4209739700_1781417389.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#3 \u00a0Putting the bins out<\/p>\n<p>When get to the stage of balancing that empty tin of beans on top of the kitchen waste, you know you should just take the bag outside into the freezing cold; but I don\u2019t want to do that.\u00a0 Remembering to get out of bed that bit early to wheel the bin out into the street ready for collection.\u00a0 No thanks!\u00a0 Bring on the under paid polish worker please.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/03\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-1\/\">#1 Gift Wrapping<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/04\/five-things-i-\u2026e-else-to-do-2\/\">#2  Putting the washing on the radiator<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Images by riot &#8211;\u00a0 http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/riot\/<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#3 \u00a0Putting the bins out When get to the stage of balancing that empty tin of beans on top of the kitchen waste, you know you should just take the bag outside into the freezing cold; but I don\u2019t want to do that.\u00a0 Remembering to get out of bed that bit early to wheel the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/01\/five-things-i-would-happily-pay-someone-else-to-do-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five things I would happily pay someone else to do: #3<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}