{"id":1563,"date":"2010-02-01T23:03:59","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T22:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1563"},"modified":"2010-02-01T23:03:59","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T22:03:59","slug":"stuck-on-a-train-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/02\/stuck-on-a-train-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuck on a train&#8230;. FUN?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1564\" href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/02\/01\/stuck-on-a-train-fun\/img_0158\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1564  alignleft\" title=\"IMG_0158\" src=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0158-337x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"334\" \/><\/a>So it was a trip down to Bristol today.\u00a0 Five hours.\u00a0 That&#8217;s how long the journey takes from Newcastle to Bristol.\u00a0 Not 2 hours or even 3 hours&#8230;. its take Five. 1, 2, 3, 4, FIVE.\u00a0 I know this due to the five dull and torturous hours I spent on a train&#8230;. to Bristol.\u00a0 Why so dull.\u00a0 NO WiFi.\u00a0 They should stick big sticker on the side of trains letting you know who has WiFi and who doesn&#8217;t, I would have got on another train if I had known before hand.\u00a0 I may have even binned the whole thing off flown down.<\/p>\n<p>And what did I have to look forward to once I got into Bristol after a torturous trip.\u00a0 My Hotel room.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1565\" href=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/02\/01\/stuck-on-a-train-fun\/img_0160\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1565\" title=\"IMG_0160\" src=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0160-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it was a trip down to Bristol today.\u00a0 Five hours.\u00a0 That&#8217;s how long the journey takes from Newcastle to Bristol.\u00a0 Not 2 hours or even 3 hours&#8230;. its take Five. 1, 2, 3, 4, FIVE.\u00a0 I know this due to the five dull and torturous hours I spent on a train&#8230;. to Bristol.\u00a0 Why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/02\/stuck-on-a-train-fun\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stuck on a train&#8230;. FUN?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[377,394,437],"class_list":["post-1563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing","tag-room-101","tag-smlp","tag-train"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}