{"id":328,"date":"2009-03-29T13:31:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T12:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/?p=328"},"modified":"2009-03-29T13:31:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T12:31:09","slug":"boxing-the-one-eyed-champ-at-our-expense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2009\/03\/boxing-the-one-eyed-champ-at-our-expense\/","title":{"rendered":"Boxing the one-eyed champ at our expense"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jacqui Smith\u2019s (The Home Secretary) husband, Richard Timney has been discovered stroking his love pump at the expense of tax payers.\u00a0 The media has made it very clear that they are appalled by it and we the public will also be<\/a>; actual I just think it\u2019s a bunch of wank.<\/p>\n

Let me start with a quick brake down of what\u2019s happened:<\/p>\n

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\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jacqui Smith (already getting stick for expenses claims) put in an expenses claim for internet and tv services with Virgin Media at her family home.
\n\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Turns out her Husband Richard had treated himself to \u00a310 worth of Frankie Vaughan on pay per view while his wife was elsewhere.
\n\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The expenses are paid for by tax payers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now I don\u2019t want to pay for a bunch of crap that our MP\u2019s don\u2019t really need especially when an MP gets paid \u00a363k per year.\u00a0 That said they are allowed to claim most of there living expenses with in some set rules.\u00a0 So I\u2019m going to put myself out here and defend (not Jacqui Smith \u2013 I think she\u2019s a cow) Richards pornfest.<\/p>\n

\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Virgin Media say that they give \u201cdiscreet billing\u201d on Adult content.<\/p>\n

How the hell can it be discreet if the whole country knows about Richard\u2019s \u201csqueeze the cream from the flesh twinkie\u201d.\u00a0 Shouldn\u2019t this be a news storey about how rubbish Virgin Media are at hiding the details of what your watching.\u00a0 I can tell you after this I\u2019m not going to be paying for any porn with Virgin as I run the risk of my girl finding out about it.\u00a0 I can however tell you that if you ever stay in a hotel with work on a \u201cfull account back to company\u201d booking your company do not get any information on any Adult film purchased.\u00a0 Now I\u2019m not saying that this is in every hotel chain but I can tell you that its with at least 8 different one.\u00a0 Not that saying I have the record of the most Adult content charged to my company and even if I did I would still suggested you hit the web.<\/p>\n

\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Have you seen Jacqui Smith?<\/p>\n

\"Smith\"I\u2019m sure Richard loves his wife.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure they do have a sex life.\u00a0 Not being funny but if his wife is away on work during a time where she is stressed up to the eye balls with work; you just know she\u2019s not been putting out.\u00a0 I\u2019m also going to say that the imagery of having sex with Jacqui wouldn\u2019t give most hot blooded males much of a rise.\u00a0 So what better way to chill out than with a bit of boxing the one-eyed champ; and if you should partake in such an activity then Frankie is your man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jacqui Smith\u2019s (The Home Secretary) husband, Richard Timney has been discovered stroking his love pump at the expense of tax payers.\u00a0 The media has made it very clear that they are appalled by it and we the public will also be; actual I just think it\u2019s a bunch of wank. Let me start with a … Continue reading Boxing the one-eyed champ at our expense<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}