{"id":38244,"date":"2012-04-30T08:15:37","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T08:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/04\/30\/an-expensive-wee\/"},"modified":"2012-04-30T08:15:37","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T08:15:37","slug":"an-expensive-wee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/04\/an-expensive-wee\/","title":{"rendered":"An expensive wee!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/macenstein.com\/default\/2012\/04\/kid-pees-on-school-macbook-cart-causes-36000-in-damages\/'>An expensive wee!<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p>Here\u2019s a math problem for you: If you take the entire volume of urine found in the average 11-yar-old\u2019s bladder and pour it over a school computer cart, how many MacBooks will it ruin? Answer? $36,000<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An expensive wee! Here\u2019s a math problem for you: If you take the entire volume of urine found in the average 11-yar-old\u2019s bladder and pour it over a school computer cart, how many MacBooks will it ruin? Answer? $36,000<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-nothing","post_format-post-format-link"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}