{"id":39095,"date":"2010-09-29T22:00:58","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T22:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/09\/29\/oh-ha-not-that-one-2\/"},"modified":"2010-09-29T22:00:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T22:00:58","slug":"oh-ha-not-that-one-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/09\/oh-ha-not-that-one-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh! Ha! Not that one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/clientsfromhell.net\/post\/1204694850\/client-i-have-the-inspiration-photos-on-my\">clientsfromhell<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Client:<\/strong> \u201cI have the inspiration photos on my phone, I can show you what I\u2019m talking about now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[Client holds the phone facing me and scrolls through the photos with his finger.]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Client:<\/strong> See, these colors. Here\u2019s another one\u2026<\/p>\n<p>[Client scrolls a little too enthusiastically, and lands on a photo of his smiling face next to a giant erect penis.]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Client:<\/strong> \u201cOh! Ha! Not that one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Meeting continues uncomfortably for another 20 minutes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>clientsfromhell: Client: \u201cI have the inspiration photos on my phone, I can show you what I\u2019m talking about now.\u201d [Client holds the phone facing me and scrolls through the photos with his finger.] Client: See, these colors. Here\u2019s another one\u2026 [Client scrolls a little too enthusiastically, and lands on a photo of his smiling face &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/09\/oh-ha-not-that-one-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh! Ha! Not that one<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[107,394],"class_list":["post-39095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing","tag-client-from-hell","tag-smlp"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}