{"id":39425,"date":"2018-05-09T21:56:17","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T21:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/?p=39425"},"modified":"2018-05-09T21:56:17","modified_gmt":"2018-05-09T21:56:17","slug":"masturbation-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/05\/masturbation-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Masturbation Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-39427 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/95620537-6DD3-49CD-B8F6-A811C5A49093-250x137.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"137\" \/><br \/>\nSo apparently it&#8217;s Masturbation Week.<\/p>\n<p>To be clear I don&#8217;t spend my spare time investigating the world of straddling your paddle on the internet&#8230;. much! But this little chestnut popped up in my feed from Mashable<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I masturbated with a condom-covered hot dog and nearly died. And my whole family found out.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Link: <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/2018\/05\/09\/masturbation-horror-embarassing-stories\/#ViQLjt_N4iqB\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mashable.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Crazy&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Happy wank week everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently it&#8217;s Masturbation Week. To be clear I don&#8217;t spend my spare time investigating the world of straddling your paddle on the internet&#8230;. much! But this little chestnut popped up in my feed from Mashable &#8220;I masturbated with a condom-covered hot dog and nearly died. And my whole family found out.&#8221; Link: Mashable.com Crazy&#8230;. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/05\/masturbation-week\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Masturbation Week<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[263],"class_list":["post-39425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-link","tag-mashable"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}