{"id":39559,"date":"2020-01-06T18:30:26","date_gmt":"2020-01-06T18:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smlpblog.wordpress.com\/2020\/01\/06\/when-birds-attack\/"},"modified":"2020-01-06T18:30:26","modified_gmt":"2020-01-06T18:30:26","slug":"when-birds-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/01\/when-birds-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"When Birds Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>WTAF&#8230;.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/img_9045.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26\" \/><figcaption>Paul Elcombe &#8211; BBC<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I personally have never been involved in an actual fight with anybody; I few heated moments that I have managed to blag my way out of but never some kind of explosion of violence.  If however I was presented with a situation where I needed to defend myself I can imagine I would grab the nearest thing to defend myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This guy \u201callegedly\u201d grab a bird&#8230;. a seagull&#8230; and \u201callegedly\u201d used it to attack somebody.  Now that\u2019s fast thinking&#8230; I don\u2019t condone violence but if this is true credit for fast thinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I need the know the full details of this so I have put it in my calendar for April 7th<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/img_9046.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27\" \/><figcaption>The Goodbodys Cafe where the incident Occurred<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>PHIL GB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WTAF&#8230;. I personally have never been involved in an actual fight with anybody; I few heated moments that I have managed to blag my way out of but never some kind of explosion of violence. If however I was presented with a situation where I needed to defend myself I can imagine I would grab &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/01\/when-birds-attack\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">When Birds Attack<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing","category-randomness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}