\u201cThe weekend has landed. All that exists now is work, watching tv, sleep and more work. I\u2019ve got 48 hours to moan about world, man. I\u2019m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I\u2019m gonna talk to customers about there mobile phone needs, I\u2019m gonna lose the plot on the shopfloor. The free radicals inside me are dormant, man! Tonight I\u2019m Phil Droopy, And I\u2019m over worked, I\u2019m going to sleepy-sleepy land with my favourite cushion, man. Lack of sleep is gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever could, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the worst day of my life. I\u2019ve got \u00a33 quid in my back burner – I\u2019m gonna wax the lot on coffee to keep me awake, man! The Promotional pens are on me! Yeah!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cThe weekend has landed. All that exists now is work, watching tv, sleep and more work. I\u2019ve got 48 hours to moan about world, man. I\u2019m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I\u2019m gonna talk to customers about there mobile phone needs, I\u2019m gonna lose the plot on the shopfloor. The … Continue reading "The weekend has landed. All that exists now is work, watching tv, sleep and more work. I\u2019ve…"<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smlp.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}