So it was a trip down to Bristol today. Five hours. That’s how long the journey takes from Newcastle to Bristol. Not 2 hours or even 3 hours…. its take Five. 1, 2, 3, 4, FIVE. I know this due to the five dull and torturous hours I spent on a train…. to Bristol. Why so dull. NO WiFi. They should stick big sticker on the side of trains letting you know who has WiFi and who doesn’t, I would have got on another train if I had known before hand. I may have even binned the whole thing off flown down.
And what did I have to look forward to once I got into Bristol after a torturous trip. My Hotel room.
You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
