We’ve all done it… Google your own name to see who you name sake is (Phil Brown; just so you know). Well I’m a Football manager, a runner and an Actor; not any old actor I am Uncle Owen from Star Wars.
I have found myself a new game to play with my name sake google results. Finding as meny funny headline links with your name in as possible.
I would be interested in seeing what you can find with you own name sake. Post in the comments below.
Jacqui Smith’s (The Home Secretary) husband, Richard Timney has been discovered stroking his love pump at the expense of tax payers. The media has made it very clear that they are appalled by it and we the public will also be; actual I just think it’s a bunch of wank.
Let me start with a quick brake down of what’s happened:
• Jacqui Smith (already getting stick for expenses claims) put in an expenses claim for internet and tv services with Virgin Media at her family home.
• Turns out her Husband Richard had treated himself to £10 worth of Frankie Vaughan on pay per view while his wife was elsewhere.
• The expenses are paid for by tax payers.
Now I don’t want to pay for a bunch of crap that our MP’s don’t really need especially when an MP gets paid £63k per year. That said they are allowed to claim most of there living expenses with in some set rules. So I’m going to put myself out here and defend (not Jacqui Smith – I think she’s a cow) Richards pornfest.
• Virgin Media say that they give “discreet billing” on Adult content.
How the hell can it be discreet if the whole country knows about Richard’s “squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie”. Shouldn’t this be a news storey about how rubbish Virgin Media are at hiding the details of what your watching. I can tell you after this I’m not going to be paying for any porn with Virgin as I run the risk of my girl finding out about it. I can however tell you that if you ever stay in a hotel with work on a “full account back to company” booking your company do not get any information on any Adult film purchased. Now I’m not saying that this is in every hotel chain but I can tell you that its with at least 8 different one. Not that saying I have the record of the most Adult content charged to my company and even if I did I would still suggested you hit the web.
• Have you seen Jacqui Smith?
I’m sure Richard loves his wife. I’m sure they do have a sex life. Not being funny but if his wife is away on work during a time where she is stressed up to the eye balls with work; you just know she’s not been putting out. I’m also going to say that the imagery of having sex with Jacqui wouldn’t give most hot blooded males much of a rise. So what better way to chill out than with a bit of boxing the one-eyed champ; and if you should partake in such an activity then Frankie is your man.
It been one week of one armed action since i smashed up my collarbone and I can tell you if not easy trying to slice bread when you running at 50% armage.
The first nightmare I’ve had with my injure has been the crazy amounts of pain killers I’ve had to take. My four hourly drug intake has been Paracetamol, Codeine Phosphate and Ibuprofen. When your the kind of person that rarely takes pills even if you have a headache; then switch to taking six ever four hours can start to make you feel like there is something very wrong with you. To top if all off if wasn’t even putting a dint into the pain erupting out of my arm and shoulder every time I moved, so it was back to the doctors. What the doctor came up with was a replacement for the Ibuprofen with some lush “shit” colored Diclofenac pills. Pain had gone.. which was nice, apart from the chronically bad stomach pains. So a quick switch back to no stomach pain and continued shoulder and arm pain.
