Category: Rant

Finally watched the much talked about “Human Centipede” film today and this has to be the quote of the film.

I’ll brake down the film for you.

Guy makes dog from three dogs linked together in a line, ass to mouth. Dog dies.

Guy gets upset.  Guy gets people to do the same.  Guy at the font of the line has a shit.

Police turn up, they all die. End

My Shadow has been eating pies

This picture is a visual representation of how my day at work was today. It would have been a picture of a car crash; but chance was that was the only crappy thing that didn’t happen today. If tomorrow isn’t better I’m going to kill a puppy!